Fun and Games in New Zealand

This is just hysterical!!! Thank you everyone!!!!!

The only thing I watch on TV bar none, no news, no sports, no sitcoms (sadly), nothing…nothing…nothing but this…thank you again!   Ed

I’m working on the winery as well.

It was on another page…yes I did find it

“It’s what I do!”    George Hamilton, wining and dining a poodle

No, simply what I do!


diligently go through a fb page then look at the friends and go through theirs and their friends friends and so on until you sense you’re on a dead end, if you can make copies of everything you see

I’m asked to address searching other peoples FB pages and why not to do it…my response is…


GO LOOK AT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING (except illegal porn and pictures of my belly).

and learn to fly

and remember…Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams Debra

14 or Fight!!!!

and just know…that when I was your age…

I was your age

dont fret I haven’t been thrown out of anything for several days now

nite all!

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Who is Ron Howard’s Sister? Part 3

I’m going to go out on a limb here and continue with some assumptions I drew a few years ago. Remember I said earlier I never saw Diane Keaton in all the years I’ve hung out at the Howard’s. It doesn’t mean she wasn’t there, I just never saw her and I’ve found a lot of people that I had no business finding. Why have I never seen her? I suspect she has gravely disliked me, maybe hated-maybe not, maybe angered her, hurt her, all or none of the above; again I’m drawing some assumptions.

Not that long ago I had some issues with a man name Farid Naib. His kid went missing and the FBI sent me an email asking me to help find him. I dug up some photos and wound up finding him and about 50 or so famous actors and actresses. This got really heated and led to over 50 attempts on my life by Farid and his son Bobby. There have been approaching 300 attempts on my life leading to a death toll approximating 3.8 million deceased. I’ll repeat that 3.8 million deceased. Once I open the door to the other side after my business is done the powers that be take over and either avenge or make the world a safer place. One day 850,000 Cossacks found their way to god. Ron didn’t like me discussing this but I asked Eli Wiesel about this and he said the Cossacks were the most virulent anti-Semites on the planet. He then proceeded to die three days later. (Note-very good date attachment to this story).

I’ve blogged about this before. Neither Bobby or Farid are still with us. I wound up finding Farid’s son hiding in the skin of another actor. He gravely dislikes me for a number of reasons though he’s been dating one of my nephews. Stranger things have happened but not much stranger.

The scenario was created by Ron as a test and a game for me and I did pretty well…except for the attempts on my life.

I had discovered Farid’s son’s Facebook page and found a really beautiful girl on the page. It took me a few weeks to recognize that the girl was Emma Stone. Now it’s rare to find out an actor’s “real” identity, if they actually have one. Here I found out her name and address which I posted on my Facebook account. I was routinely finding people in this missing person scenario, and posting them. Some of the actors/sports figures actually liked when I figured them out, some didn’t. Some were horrified to find I had posted pictures of the actress with her top off when she was another actress and one person used it as an opportunity to try and get closer with me.

Everytime I found somebody one of the FBI agents who was monitoring my account and what I was up to on FB would jump into his car and drive to the person’s house to tell them that they had been outed. It was the man I called Captain Glasses. He wore clothing and a pair of glasses above his pay scale. I respected him but one day he suffered a small stroke in his brainstem and went to meet his maker. He also happened to be headed to my house to kill me after he was suspended from his job. All the excitement must have given him the stroke in a very inopportune location of the brain. The part of the brain that in part controls breathing.

Captain Glasses one night drove to Delaware to speak with the VP. On this  particular night he drove North to the home of Emma Stone’s family’s secret identity and location.

Captain Glasses sat down with the father of Emma Stone and explained the situation. I can’t remember if Emma’s mother came in and out, I believe she did but the father did most of the talking. He asked good questions.

He asked if they were in danger. Capt. Glasses could have lied but didn’t. He said probably not. Emma’s Dad then asked, “Is he attempting to extort money from us?” Captain glasses thought about it for a second and said, “We don’t believe so.” If I paraphrased some of that I’m pretty sure the last quote was spot on. I remembered it because of all the hesitation in his voice and the use of “we” which means this had been discussed before with others likely at the bureau. He didn’t stay much longer, just a few minutes then Emma’s mom came back in to talk with her husband. I think she may have sat out of the room for most or all of the discussion.

(Just got confirmation that the story is with a couple minor details a hundred percent true…which I knew, but you didn’t)

Here’s where it gets more interesting: I believed Emma Stone was the daughter or Sharon Stone. I don’t think you be in Hollywood and act under the last name of Stone unless you’re related to Sharon Stone. It says Emmas mom is Krista Stone who doesn’t look at all like Sharon Stone.

When I was looking up Diane Keaton this familiar gal showed up on google next to photos of Diane Keaton. I remembered who she was after a few seconds…Emma Stone.


I Decided to see if Diane Keaton was Sharon Stone which I believe she is (photo to follow). I also looked for resemblance to Emma…not too shabby.

So I believe though she could be the Grandmother that Diane Keaton is the mother of Emma Stone. I believe the FBI showed up at her house and asked questions about me (I think Glasses also asked if they knew me or had ever seen me around, I’m pretty certain about that and they denied knowing anything about me). I believe Diane and her family went through a very difficult time because of me which ultimately led to the “break up” of Andrew and Emma. Emma’s father decided it would be best if Emma distanced herself from Andrew and they split up for a while, then got back together. I am truly sorry for the difficulties I may have caused you and am grateful you still danced with me. You’re an icon and I still love you Diane!


Grace Slick,

Gloria Steinham,

possibly Patti Smith

Gal from Phantasm


Hand of God: Capt. Glasses turned out to be part of a murder for hire program at our local fibber hq. When he passed through they found $350,000 buried in the swamp behind his house in contractor bags with rocks in them…and oh did I mention 3 1/2 bodies, missing people who the fibbers pull out of the freeze periodically to show they’re doing there job. He was employed by Far and Wide’s attorney for a price of $100,000 to put an end to me. Far and Wide eventually raised the price on my head to $250,000,000. and when that didn’t work he offered me $350,000,000 to leave. I offered him about $300 to leave, not much but all I had in my bank account.

He didn’t care about the money because Jade Helm was around the corner and his game plan included after wiping out the country by 2/3 taking out the military and then everyone in acting. Hand of god rests on our heads. Blessed be his soul and praise be Allah… it happens he’s the same god most of us worship.

I’m not sure this guy is that helpful for you. He’s a backstabber and only wants me gone so he can go back to his murdering for hire ways. God’s master plan applies to him too though god hates more than anything murder for hire and slaughter of the innocent. Make a decision if you want to let go of past trespasses that were by an angel, an avenging angel but still an angel.


Who is Ron Howard’s sister Part 2?

In part I we surmised Ron’s sister is Diane Keaton.

The other thing that clued me in about Keaton was the films she was in. She had a great role in The Godfather as Kay Adams Corleone, the wife of Don Pablo Corleone… oops… no … Don Michael Corleone. I must have wanted a margarita. Ron is in there as James Caan, his brother Billy is Al Pacino and Clint is the guy who tried to stand up for Moe Green. Here’s a favorite scene of mine in this film comprised of favorite scenes. BTW… Al Pacino was like 14 years old when they began filming Godfather.

Diane was also in Annie Hall with Woody Allen aka Ron Howard.

We’re going to go onto Part 3 which I promise will be one of the most interesting blogs I’ve done, one of the most wicked and one of the most disturbing. I wish you all well with it.


Who is Ron Howard’s sister? Part I

In our last episode of Kiki’s blog we discovered that Leslie Howard is Ron’s dad and Ron has a sister. So who is she? I will offer my best guess without checking physical characteristics. This is looking at the puzzle pieces and see what fits.

My best guess is…… drumroll….

Diane Keaton!

Diane Keaton

How did I come up with Diane? I’ve checked out Diane before unsuccessfully. I wanted to see if she was Cheryl Howard or not but I’ve seen Diane and Cheryl in the First Wives Club which I enjoyed especially the scaffold scene which was hysterical especially Diane who practically brought me to tears and a great dance number in the end with all in white though I’m guessing it was after September.





I have this fantasy of watching Goldie dancing in her laugh in bikini while I go full Mr. Goodbar on Keaton and then I let loose a super packed load when Bette starts talking in that whiny Brooklyn Jewish accent voice just like my first five girlfriends, and my wife… pure packed enjoyment!!! FYI I love Diane Keaton and I hope she never reads this. It was a thrill seeing her a few weeks ago and dancing with her…too yummy!!!!!!!!

Anyway Cheryl could not be Diane Keaton and I hadn’t seen her until recently… in person!! So what tipped me off? Annie Hall and the Godfather! Once I saw Ron and the boys had a sister I had to think through her roles. Also, there are two  issues with doing this work. When you find an actor you haven’t reviewed before…btw…I made up that fantasy… my usual fantasy has to do with me being a captive on a Viking warship but I shouldn’t share that one either… When you find an actor you haven’t reviewed is this actor someone new or another one of  a prolific actor. I decided Diane filled the bill for a new actor. She would fit for a number of actresses that I could not locate or believed was Cheryl. Without looking I believe she is the gal from Last House on the Left (a movie so disturbing my eyes are still bleeding and yay!!! they made a remake…WTF!!! maybe Patty Hearst-nope mistaken, Karen Philipp, aka Lt. Dish from M*A*S*H, Donna Godchaux, and that ever yummy Susan Dey!

Patty Hearst


Donna Godchaux from The Grateful Dead
Susan Dey







Ed goes down the rabbit hole…not likely to return anytime soon aka Leslie Howard

I’ve had my issues with Ron but things are pretty good these days. I’m posting this as the family historian. I think it’s part of the story, important and should be told. It’s also a wealth of information that shouldn’t get lost or only found inside of some iron mountain.

Leslie Howard…

Nice picture of Leslie Howard. I mostly remembered Leslie from Gone with the Wind. The computer tells me he has a brother, Trevor Howard. The above photo was labeled as Trevor Howard incorrectly.

I really liked the work of Trevor Howard.

Trevor Howard

He was one of those actors who you saw up on the big screen and you immediately understood his role and trusted him. A good clean consistent actor. I saw him in Brief Encounter in film studies class…yes I took some film studies classes, saw him in Father Goose with Cary Grant which I loved and saw in the theater, I believe the Benson in Bensonhurst Brooklyn, I bemoaned how could they show this great film one week and the following week show something like Rumplestilskin or Puss in Boots, that freaking marquis refused to change for what seemed an eternity,  Von Ryan’s Express which was a great film with Frank Sinatra, Probably saw him in a dozen other things.

I only remember Leslie Howard in Gone with the Wind. I must have seen him in other things but only remember Gone with the Wind.

Howard met and fell in love with Violette Cunnington in 1938 …love this

Early on in the game I was hanging in the basement with Ron and I had posted the slide below, maybe all three. I can’t remember the exact circumstance. Ron asked me how sure I was that Ernst Kaltenbrunner was Leslie Howard. I told him 99% sure. You can never be 100%, case in point Jon Benet Ramsey who Ed Chiarini had as Lady Gaga doing ear analysis.

He then asked me if I would remove this from my video. I agreed to and asked him if he was a relative, I figured him for any uncle. What I didn’t realize until tonite was that it’s his father, Rance, who would turn out to be GWB and a bunch of other cool people.

Ron changed his mind a moment later and said I should leave it in. Ron didn’t know his father played Ernst Kaltenbrunner, a fairly unsavory character. Cheryl and Paige asked him if he knew, he pretended to know and matter of factly explained how he knew. They didn’t buy his pretense. It was at that point that Ron began to think through a plan how to “acquire” my material and put his name on it, which I was not going to let happen. I worked very hard for years on these videos ( and didn’t want anyone’s name on it other than my own… Mitch Brooks!! The videos were all derived from public domain and were now part of public domain. I went onto my Facebook page and told everyone to copy and spread the videos as there was a famous director who wanted to “borrow” my work and put his name on it.  Paige, Cheryl and family were really taken with my work and Paige declared to me, “You have information that nobody else does.” Paige is the cleanest, neatest, straight shooter I know. I generally trust what she tells me, she’s beautiful and wonderful.  We’ll pick up under the next three slides.

I decided to check out if Leslie Howard was Ron’s dad. I did what I usually do which is dig up pictures without clothes on.

Leslie Howard and children

I recognized the scarring on Leslie Howard on the chest and below the breasts…like a big W (hats off to mad world). I found that scarring when checking out Rance as Frank Sinatra. So it’s him.

The boy is his son and is Ron Howard. He has similar scarring to his dad and has the appearance of having scoliosis. 

Here is Ron as Donald Sutherland in MASH showing an exaggeration of the scoliosis as he sets back the field of medicine by twenty years by oggling a chest X-ray.

Urban Dictionary: oggling

That man was totally oggling at my boobs · #staring#looking#checking out# observing#eyeing with interest. by Allie B. February 14, 2006. 77 27. Mug icon …


Tomorrow we go looking for Ron’s sister, I have a guess and we go look for Danny Kaye who I loved as a kid. Nigth all



The Accountant

I had the pleasure of running into this guy on Saturday night at the hotel I was staying in Saturday night to see “Dead Reckoning” I’m pleased to say it took me less than a second to recognize him once he took his shirt off his face looking like those kids in Africa who use their shirts to fend off Ebola Virus. Even if I didn’t know who he was I was going to bust his stones. I told him I recognized him before I actually did. He never broke character. I told him I recognized him from the Accountant and he was terrific…which he was. I know he got rousing applause when he got back which was cool and I usually never talk to anyone but he looked safe enough. I’m wondering who the security guy was outside my room. He didn’t like when I said we need something bigger if anything tried to get through this door. Kind of a Kenny Rogers looking guy. Sorry again to anyone I missed though I spotted fortuitously a guy I worked with at khs who sang lead. Great evening, I appreciated the room too though it listed toward the port side and I went flying into the wall every time this dead head headed to the head!

I think they cheered him and picked  him up.  The guy who played the the brother was also great, so was the little girl who finds the puzzle piece who i think I saw in a short film about a girl who throws her fish off a cliff. See below

Seth Lee in The Accountant as young Christian Wolff  Something Fishy

Kiki’s Kontagious Konditions: Today…Rheumatic Fever!

Listen up: I had a couple possible cases of Rheumatic Fever this week in the office. The internet made it much easier to make the possible diagnosis. It’s a complex illness and you need one major criteria and two minor. Both cases had these and a probable history for strep throat. They were told it was a viral syndrome which it does not appear to be, streptococcus is a bacteria and the docs did not want to treat with an antibiotic because they thought viral. If you have mysterious severe aches and pains in joints which may move around and a history possible for strep throat bring this possibility up to your doctor. It’s a tricky diagnosis because the symptoms can occur weeks after the strep infection. If I have two possible cases in one week in my small office then there’s got to be a lot more of it out there.