Initially overjoyed new parents of baby clones were stunned to return home after the auction and find out that their entire experience had been viewed and blogged about.
One nervous parent had this to say, “What the hell is wrong with this guy?! We all had to sign confidentiality agreements and he’s posting it all over the net like he’s covering the flower show!! Now there’s a hundred copies of him growing all over town!”
Another parent had this to say, “I can’t believe he did this and he’s in the nursery next door?”
Another said, “We don’t know if we should lock ourselves into our bedroom at night or at least wait until he can crawl. Whatever we do I don’t think it’s going to matter.”
A few of the women got together and said, “We don’t care! There simply wasn’t enough of him to go around and now we each have one. Although Ivy Snitzer really has two since her mom got one too!!”
Another parent had this to say, “It’s like we just cloned a hundred copies of that little fat kid with glasses who burns insects with a magnifying glass in Gary Larson’s “The Far Side”.
Emergency meetings were being held while some new parents laughed themselves silly into the early hours thinking, “Oh boy!!! What have we got ourselves into??!!!”
Sales of new clones were temporarily suspended as supplies had run out and new Norwegian women were sought out to carry the clones. One Norwegian woman had this to say, “For babies who barely left the womb they sure created a lot of mischief!”
A request was made for an explanation of why Norwegian women are used to carry the babies. What follows will serve as an explanation:
It appears that Norwegian women are being used simply because they’re very hot. Sadly the fourth woman down was rejected because of thyroid disease.