All clones survived their first two nights away from their Norwegian nursemaids. Things were touch and go when one new parent/administrator began considering collecting up all the new babies and making short work of them. The new mothers’ maternal instincts kicked in and they ran off with the babies.
The same administrator/parent began to call the children, “The Spawns of Satan” a term which this town might have considered an endearing religious term had it not been delivered in such a denigrating fashion. The term will probably stick for a while in his family and maybe a couple others in the same way Lady Gaga calls her fans, “Her Little Monsters” or Harley Quinn says she’s “Daddy’s Little Monster”.
Other circumcisions followed yesterday’s in-church circumcision by a skilled surgeon. Clone babies had this to say about the circumcisions, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” other babies were heard saying, “WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!”
A beautiful female baby was also revealed and introduced to her bewildered father who said, “She’s gorgeous!! Thank you!” The baby already had an ongoing role in the hit series, “A Series of Unfortunate Events” where she could be seen chopping parsley with her teeth or looking bewildered at Neil Patrick Harris who costume changes every couple episodes into something funnier and more outrageous.
Despite being warned her grandmother decided it would be really cute to paint her in latex body paint. The baby went pure toxic for a while until her biodad could run enough chi into her to get most of the latex out of her system.