Did a bit of traveling and weather was crappy so I decided I would stay in and look around using satellite images from Google Maps. It’s kind of fun and gives you a bird’s eye view of the world. So, I came across this satellite image and prepared the following slides…
Why do I get Hero of the Day? Because it’s my blog? NO! This is an unprecedented find…first time ever in the United States that someone has found a Cruise Missile on non-military property. Everyone seemed sort of non-plussed when I found the first one but I think it was more stunned and surprised than anything. This had never been done. The conversation went something like this… “Ed found a Tomahawk…” “Yep those are Tommys alright!” Someone probably said, “Leave it to Ed.”
Finding one of these where they don’t belong is considered the Holy Grail of finds for the military who monitor satellite images daily that are constantly changing. Computers are used to scan the images for objects like this and if anything resembles something like this then it is reviewed by human eye by the military.
Everyone was so impressed that I found this that I got promoted to a Four Star General!! I’m sure Ron is a Five Star General so I might as well just be a Corporal because he can still order me around. No matter how sweet the cowboys look, bullets can still stop them. (That’s a poker reference for anyone didn’t pick up on it!)
Somewhere out there a busy executive is cooing to a baby (same guy who wanted to collect up all the babies), “Look what your clone-dad did…look…look at that. Isn’t he silly posting all that top-secret information for the world to see?! He is isn’t he? (Still cooing.) He is isn’t he? Let me call HQ…yes let me call HQ (Still cooing)” “They’re as fed up as we are…arent they? Yes they are…yes they are.” “Come lets warm your bottle and tell me what else your clone dad is going to do next!” Gentle rocking baby side to side.
“OMG…that’s so not funny Ed!!” Cooing to the baby again, “Isn’t that so not funny…isn’t it? You tell him…you tell him…that’s so not funny…that’s so not funny!”\
“We’re going to have to kill him…cooing…yes we are…yes we are” Baby looks incredulous at him.
“Your dad’s a moron isn’t he…isnt he? I dare you to post that Ed…your dad’s a moron isn’t he.”