Kiki and Ed Present: Crazy Rich Asians-2

I want to be in cast of Crazy Rich Asians 2 and reprise the role of Mr. Yunioshi in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” played by Mickey Rooney who personally set back Japanese-American relations in this country 20 years to immediately post Pearl Harbor.

Here is Mickey Rooney as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Yunioshi stalks Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn aka Diane Disney) in a futile attempt to take pictures of her in the all-together. I guess nobody told him that for a few dollars more he could have done a lot better or he could have just watched “The Stud”. Capote is still rolling around in his grave over this.

BTW here’s an episode of Worst Wars which pits Mr. Yunioshi  against Dr. Mann  (Mickey Rooney vs Matt Damon). I thinks it’s funny that they stuck Matt in battle against Mr. Yunioshi…LOL. Being one of the best looking, most talented leading men in the world…he deserves it. Plus I think Mickey is like a great or great-great uncle of Matt’s. Live long and prosper!

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