Jerry Garcia Enterprises ended a long term dispute with “The Foundation for the Preservation of Transitional Objects” today and dropped its lawsuit against. The blood feud started when the Foundation insulted The Blues for Allah Project. Prominent members of Islam considered joining the lawsuit but finally decided against it saying, “The album does really suck.”
As part of the agreement The Foundation agreed to start every Foundation meeting from now until time in memorial with Jerry Garcia’s rendition of Teddy Bear Picnic knocking Bing out of the box and the Crosby family scrambling to do another song with David Bowie only to find out that Bowie had passed on. The Foundation also agreed not to insult the album any more and instead rag on “Stella Blue”, a song noted to make Jerry Garcia crazy when anyone insulted it.