Whiner of the Day: Michael John Douglas aka Michael Keaton

Michael Keaton… Whiner par excellence
par ex·cel·lence
ˌpär ˌeksəˈläns/
adjective: par excellencebetter or more than all others of the same kind.”he has won a reputation for being a designer par excellence”
Keaton has starred in over films and numerous other TV projects and I LOVE HIS STUFF!!!

We’ll leave Birdman out of this for now.

Michael Keaton in Birdman…go see this if you’re a movie critic.

No one put me up to this Michael…

Rotten Tomatoes in Critics Consensus said about Birdman: A thrilling leap forward for director Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman is an ambitious technical showcase powered by a layered story and outstanding performances from Michael Keaton and Edward Norton.

I’m not going to belabor this any further because 91% of  critics can’t be wrong no matter how many of them you had to blow… but back to the gist of this story…

Audience score for Birdman would have undoubtedly been much higher if Buster did Birdman… but also if my dead sister did it, but 91% of satisfied critics can’t be wrong. I wish I was a critic so I could be personally satisfied by Michael.

Michael did really great films like Beetlejuice

Keaton in Beetlejuice
PACIFIC HEIGHTS, Michael Keaton, Sally Struthers hold on…sorry… Melanie Griffith…my bad!

Here’s where the whining comes in…

Michael Keaton in Muliplicity

Keaton hits the genetic jackpot or the craziest of luck starring in about 50 good to great films, uhh… 49 films when we pull out Birdman.. why whine about having to put in some extra acting. Waaaaaaa….I hated doing this movie…. waaaaa….I had to do four different parts…..waaa….it was too much work……waaa….waaaa…. waaaa…. I wanted to just sit on the sidelines and pick my testicles… waaa

Keaton in Batman

Waaa it’s too hot in the Batman suit…. Waaaa I can’t throw a punch…. it hurts too much…. waa…waa  waaaaaaa. It’s a good thing Nicholson stepped in to rescue your whiney ass and legitimize you as Batman by being the Joker… waaaaaa

Anyway more Pacific Heights and Beetlejuice and less artsy fartsy crap that no one understands. Also try blowing more of the audience instead of the critics so they can go home satisfied too!’

Nite all!!!


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