Ron and Cheryl Howard: Part 9 with special guest Steven Spielberg

George Clooney aka Ron Howard; notice the mess of surgical scars and tissue out of place. Left shoulder is most glaring.

I have probably a couple hundred odds and ends and leads on Ron and Cheryl. It’s never ending and I don’t get to other stuff because of it but I don’t believe anyone else is going to get this type of depth in this matter. If you’re one of the family or extended family waiting your turn for me to find you do not fear!!! I expect to post you in 2047!!!Also, a word about dead ends. I managed to wrap up 90% of my dead ends…they’re all Ron and Cheryl…I kid you not, this excludes the youngsters which I didn’t declare as dead ends. I have lists of actors and actresses, who all have the same physique and scarring and I finally gave up on mostly due to frustration.

Amal Clooney: This is too much woman for all these men combined. She asked me to marry her so we must be a good fit. Sadly, everyone realized we’d just disappear together, never to be seen again, so they’ve kept as at bay.

OK…we’re down the rabbit hole! Doesn’t mean I’m right but here’s where I’m at. I’m told the people in the above photo are all powerful and well regarded and won’t be happy being in this blog. The guy immediately behind George Clooney resembles Steven Spielberg (I’m told it’s not him but it is a relative). It looks like him.

So we look at early pics of spielberg and we find this one…

And I believe I recognize the baby!

Jay North (Dennis the Menace) aka Steven Spielberg

And hold on…I have a great picture of Jay and Ron

Here it is: **Steven Spielberg and Ron Howard!!!** Dennis the Menace, Jay North aka Steven Spielberg with Stewart aka Ron Howard on the Dennis the Menace Show.

I have to find my original smart ass remark of this slide because I think I hit the money with it…..

Here it is…I edited it out of Part I of Ron and Cheryl Howard: “Ron Howard as “Stewart” on “The Dennis the Menace Show” with Jay North as Dennis. Here Ron is thinking…one day I’ll have my own hit TV show…then take over Hollywood…then the world!![/caption]“

This appears to be the case!

Jay North (Dennis the Menace) aka Steven Spielberg pulling Ron Howard on the Dennis the Menace Show

Overheard in the etheric: “OMFG!! OMFG!!! Do you believe what this f ing idiot has done?!!! Do you believe what this f ing idiot has done?!!!” “How does he f ing do this??? Our own people can’t do what he does. God help us all!” “That wasn’t even Spielberg!!! He picked out his cousin!! His third cousin no less and drew the connection with Jay North…un f ing believable!!”

I was fortunate enough to find another photo of the Mrs….not George’s Mrs…mine! Amal Clooney…The Croatian Sensation!! I wonder what do they call her in Croatia???? “The Sensation”? It’s like what do they call Chinese food in China? It must be very warm in Croatia and for that I am truly grateful. I promised her that the next time we met I would locate and kiss every scar on her body…sadly and happily it could turn into an all day event! I promised myself years ago that I would never fall in love with a Hollywood Starlet but she’s from Croatia so I guess that’s ok! I was offered $350,000,000 to walk away from her from a very, very rich man. He wanted her for his son. Prior to that he offered her dad roughly 2/3 of that to have her kill me. I won’t go through the details but it involved a meat packing plant and some pork/ beef? ribs. I uncovered the plot and had to sew her back together from the emotional scarring that occurred. I also yelled at her dad for undoing all the hard work we had done together.

The guy over George Clooney’s left shoulder appears to be Neil Patrick Harris

Guy on top row right could pass for Ted Kennedy

and whatever you do…don’t mess with the guy second from the left on the top row!!! The man’s the real deal!!! Given enough time I could piece them all together, I recognize some others. My expectation tonite was to put up at least 25 more people who were Ron or Cheryl…I got one, but that ‘s the nature of going down the rabbit hole and a couple pretty good finds today!!

Don’t forget to go to my other website… moorhallstudios.com where I identify Walt Disney as Adolf Hitler…take care every one!!!!

If you didn’t gasp for air at that one you’re already too numbed out…num num num!!!