Thanks to all of you for the candles… I’ll be fine!
I tried putting on this outfit once but my moobs hung out over the edges and even the manzier didn’t help much. I finally had to go into Victor’s Secret where they laughed and humiliated me and told me to go home and take it off.
Thank you to all my well wishers lighting candles for me…I think it was for me. This turned out to be a big plus as it led to the first interfaith coupling of the Wiccan Dancers and Chasidic Bottle Dancers. It was a beautiful thing to behold!
Though Orthodox law forbid the Chasidic men from actually dancing together with the ladies the two groups did retire to the back room after the dance and share a nice Matzah Brei and some Tsimmis while they argued about whose star held more power.Dafne Keen then showed up and concluded the argument bysaying that because she was X-23, in X-Men movie, “Logan” she had the most star power. No one wanted to argue with Dafne… with good reason!
Margot Robbie…Certifiable nut job had to play down her role as Harley Quinn because no one would believe anyone could be that insane. Type-cast as Harley Quinn in “Suicide Squad” director David Ayer had to continuously tell Robbie “to tone it done”, “give me less” and lighten the F up!Margot Robbie finally got the message and stopped beating and then stuffing her costars with her Louisville slugger… except for actor/dancer Alex Meraz who said, “I like it… it’s really nice like that.” Not only did Robbie not stop with him but she would also sneak him back to her trailer for some more fun- throughs, kind of like a run through but more fun if you know what I mean.Actor/Dancer Alex “Please Don’t Stop” Meraz in Suicide Squad… “She beat me like I owed her money!”Dr. Harley Quinn
Truth stranger than fiction Margot Robbie in fact attempted to murder her own psychiatrist turned boyfriend by driving him off a ninety foot cliff in a Mercedes Benz loaded with her relatives. Margot, after neurosurgery, was noted to say, “Everyone wanted to see me do it and loaded into the car for a first hand look… if they weren’t in there to cushion his fall I might have done him in… plus I should have disabled his air bag!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP5JBYdrGvk
Before her descent into madness, Dr. Harleen Quinzel was a promising psychiatrist assigned to Arkham Asylum, Gotham’s home for the criminally insane. But after meeting the Joker, the young doctor became obsessed with the crazed criminal’s warped mind.
Jared Leto as “The Joker” in Suicide SquadTruth stranger than fiction… In real life… Margot Robbie studies to become a Clinical Psychologist.
In between takes of her films Margot studies to become a Clinical Psychologist in order to work with her new main squeeze, another psychiatrist turned boyfriend Dr. Stranger. Here’s Margot studying in between takes.
Margot plucked Dr. Stranger off the floor of a health club for old and sagging Jews where he told her…”I’m too old for you, I’m sick, I have high blood pressure, I’m fat, I’m tired and I smell.” To which she responded, “Did my dad put you up to this?” Being a woman of incredibly discerning taste she pulled out all of her feminine wiles to reel this guy in.
She then trained in a meat packing death camp how to stab him to death as her sister missed her opportunity in Laurel Acres Park, years later telling him, “Was that you?! I didn’t know that was you! Sorry, my bad…I was only supposed to blind you and jab you in the crotch a few times!” Robbie’s father told Robbie that she could have Stranger but only if she killed him first. Psychiatrist turned boyfriend Dr. Stranger interestingly enough trained in the same psychiatry program at Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn NY that her first psychiatrist turned boyfriend did.
Stranger worked feverishly to undo her Borderline Characteristics before she could manage to engage in splitting and cut him into a million tiny little kosher pieces and using him in Chulent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1x64BXAxDE
In Suicide Squad, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn sensing opportunity, the Joker manipulated her, driving his therapist so mad that he was able to control her. Harleen fell in love with the villain, broke him out of Arkham and devoted her life to making him happy and spreading his bloody brand of mayhem.
Margot Robbie and Jared Leto
Athletic, agile and dangerously unpredictable in a fight, Harley Quinn is a formidable opponent in her own right. She is willing to do anything in order to further the Clown Prince of Crime’s goals—no matter the cost to anyone else or even herself. Her energetic, affable and animated personality is enough to make almost anyone drop their guard—a mistake that could easily cost them their life. Deranged and psychotic, Harley Quinn is the poster girl for chaos’ terrifying allure.
A Poem For: The World’s Most Powerful Woman
And Most Dangerous Man
They took you to the meat house
To teach you the technique
Because after all
Isn’t he just meat?
With the right hand grab the handle
You give a nice grip
With the left hand you deeply plunge it
To the hilt it will fit.
Grasp one hand over the other
And don’t let it slip
If hand drifts to blade
Your finger it will clip
Don’t worry about his ribs
Or his chest plate I gather
Just plunge it in again
And work up a lather
You do it on ‘go’
Not one, two or three
Or maybe no wind up
Just ‘go’ it will be
And we’ll do it all over
And over again
This guy can’t be trusted
And girl you’re our man
And once more we’ll do it
Til no will of your own
We then control you
With that knife that you’ve hone
And we’ll do it again
Until you’re in tears
And the meat is in pieces
And you’re filled with fears
Then once more we’ll do it
Your eyes are now dry
You’re now sans emotion
The killer is nigh
Your hands they’re all blistered
And you’ve stopped feeling pain
We’ll bandage them up
Ultra clean, washed like rain
See he won’t be the problem
You’ll secure him we’re sure
He’ll do what you tell him
His heart is quite pure
He’ll keep to his word
He won’t try and stop you
He’s never shown an instance
Of once trying to harm you
And he can’t resist you
No, not for one second
Til death do you part
Is the way that he reckoned
Dr. Quinn she could do this
With ice water veins
Without having to think
Or go through such pains
Though he told you to do it
In a way slow and painful
It’s not what we want
And this wont be playful
We like him I’m sure
Not as much as you do
He’s often a pain
And a smart-aleck too
So whatever you do
Don’t look deep in his eyes
Though he asked you to do it
You’ll stop his demise
And whatever you do
Don’t look deep in his heart
Because that’s where he keeps you
And it will tear you apart
Let the knife go deep through him
And aim for his chest
Don’t go for his throat
Avoid his eyes, it’s for the best
Into his heart you will stab him
Over and over again
Let the knife go in deeply
When he’s dead we’ll say when
Each time that you stab him
Will put a hole in your heart
But you’ll still be breathing
His life won’t restart
He’s a tricky one I’m sure
Still breathing he might
Resurrecting his wounds
And planning his flight
So you keep on stabbing
Til nothing is left
Not a heart that is bleeding
Not a soul that’s bereft
You’ll be covered with blood
From your head to your toes
It will splatter your skin
It will seep through your clothes
Then we’ll take you away
And deal with his corpse
On him some will spit
With minds that have warps
And some may take parts
That they consider quite choice
Then we’ll bury what’s left
Of his stinking corpse
Then we’ll give you some pills
And say it’s a dream
This man never happened
We don’t know what you mean
Someone intruded
And we took him down
Merely a drifter
From some other town
And we’ll give you some nightshade
So our nightmare will end
But your nightmare begins
Down a hole it will send
And we’ll call in Doc Beaker
Just to be sure
To confuse you and twist you
Of your mistake he’ll assure
Foolish girl you’re mistaken
But you’re totally hot
You’re mind isn’t working
And I think of you a lot
I’ll give you some drugs
Heed my words that deceive
I do what I’m told
Not that shrink you bereave
Unconscious I’ll check you
To see that you’re hole
Just look what he’s missing
This must have been his goal
Some day you will heal
but that’s not our problem
Our problem began
When you went and found him
And so ends the story of
The World’s Most Powerful Woman and
Most Dangerous Man
I hope it didn’t make you queasy
“What’s the matter,” you ask
You didn’t think we’d make it easy?
Now did you?
Or maybe he lives
This time just a game
To see if you’d do it
Or sully your name
But we’ll do it again
Just to keep you in line
Day after day
Or once a week will be fine
He’ll go along with it
Of this we are sure
You and knife we keep sharp
By doing it on spur
You’ll never know
If it be hoax or be true
Just raise the knife
Each time we go through
And pray that each time
Neither of you has offended
In such a way that
His life becomes ended
Or no deal is cut
Of greater value than him
Because many would have
His miserable life on a whim
In the event we should need you
You could not be soft
You’d kill for us each time
Or your world goes aloft
He’ll lay there quite helpless
Even guide you each time
He knows in this way
That you’ll stay in line
You’ll just have to do it
Or he just can’t stay
Without follow through
You’ll lose him that way
There’s a chance you can keep him
In life by your side
By following direction
Each time that you’re tried
He’ll lie there and pray
Knowing you’re not in control
For direction that’s wise
To save his and her soul
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Leeanna Vamp as Harley Quinn Cosplay at it’s best!
Our Hero of the Day is Oona Laurence. Oona was once again voted by The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences as Child Actress most likely to be kidnapped in a starring role. They stated, “Oona shows tremendous intestinal fortitude being repeatedly kidnapped, over and over again, in film after film, time after time.”
Now… on a more serious note… no one wants to see Oona kidnapped any more than I do…did I just say that?? Not what I meant. We just feel that a great actress like Oona is being type-cast into these 2-dimensional roles of actress gets kidnapped, then turns tide on the kidnapper, and wins or not, frankly who can tell. It simply has to stop. We just know that one day Oona will snap and go full 5 pounds of Hard Candy on everyone… until then… enjoy!
Nite all!!!
The above is done for purposes of humor only and it’s really pretty funny… that is of course until the authorities show up at the house and start asking questions… then it becomes hysterically funny!!!!
BTW… the link to Penny Dreadful is underneath the poster. It shares it’s name with the great series found on Netflix also called, “Penny Dreadful.” Why is that? The sloths in Hollywood cannot think of new ideas and have to recycle old ones. That includes names they just used because it might take some effort to come up with a new one. BTW, there’s also a new mouthwash coming out called of all things, “Penny Dreadful”; armpit spray called “Penny Dreadful”; that thing women stick inside themselves once a month…you got it…”Penny Dreadful” and the noise that Chewbacca makes will no longer be “Rrrrrrr-ghghghghgh” but instead “Penny Dreadful”. In fact only one of these is an appropriate name for the product.
Also note: If Timothy Dalton had done this world class acting job 30 years ago he’d still be doing Bond… well… except for that and the Timmy thing… you know… Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Helloooo Timmmmmmy!!!! Timothy!!!! Timothy!!! Yoooo Hooo Timmy!
“Oh mother… what have you done?”
What’s this? …. nothing to see here… move along!
Thank you to the person or persons responsible for explaining to Oona that offensive is sometimes funny, so that my posts can stay up…get them to work next on the sloths in Hollywood.
Hero of the Day is Asa Butterfield star of “The Space Between Us”…Here is the trailer
Here’s my advice… skip the trailer… go see the film. It looks good but if you watch the trailer you’ll know the whole film. Kind of a pet peeve of mine like…
Shutter Island starring….
Leonardo DiCaprio
In the film…hold on…that’s not Leonardo… that’s the guy from Walking Dead… Daryl Dixon… anyway they showed all these trailers of Shutter Island then held up the release date and showed them again until you figured out that Leonardo was the missing mental patient and not one of “Hoover’s Boys”. BTW…super great film anyway and you know what? The trailer didn’t spoil the fact that DiCaprio gets a lobotomy in the end. Actually in his brain and not in the end.
Or “Castaway” with Tom Hanks…I went to get the trailer and this person expresses my thoughts perfectly about it…
From Michael Joyce…”Bad trailer since it gave away the whole movie. All trailers are supposed to have suspense to get you pumped for surprises. There are only three things they didn’t give away at least. Wilson floating away at sea, What is in the coffin, and Kelly marrying somebody else. We shouldn’t have been told in the trailer that Tom Hanks makes it off the island safe cause that was stupid but the three things i brought up, the trailer was smart to not show those elements lol.”
Now Michael gets his point across without managing to win a Pulitzer Prize like Roger Ebert.
A Hanks film you simply could not screw up the trailer for is “Forrest Gump” because no one could follow the film anyway…OK just kidding Tom!!!
Gump is one of my favorite films and people in the US followed it just fine…no so much anywhere else… kind of like Seinfeld which played great in about a ten inch radius of NYC but elsewhere…eh.
BTW the actual first line from the book Forrest Gump by Winston Groom is…
I will avoid any further spoilers however you should know that Butch and Sundance get gunned down and George Taylor finds out he’s on the planet earth. Thank you Robotman!
How come all the cool guys get to hang out with each other?
Back to Asa Butterfield…
It looks like he’s playing Spiderman in the film. It’s a plum role after doing a series of great films like Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children…I think I stayed there for a while.
Asa ButterfieldAsa is now slated to be in a remake of “Harold and Maude”
Madonna will take up the title role of Maude previously done by Ruth Gordon. FYI… Ruth was an absolute pistol in this film!! Maybe Madonna can also play Ruth Gordon in a remake of Rosemary’s Baby… she probably would have made a great Rosemary about a million years ago!
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” FYI…I double checked….the woman in the above photo is not Cate Blanchett (thank you Google) and I’m pretty sure that’s not Brad Pitt either!
Answers Below!
First Answer!
Time is made to run backwards in “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” and in…Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, time is made to run backwards as well!
Second Answer:
The clock runs backwards in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button in an effort to save lives lost during the War (here WWI) and…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ5h_2iA-As
Though not the scene where time runs backwards we do get to see Miss Peretrine played by Eva Green and her pocket watch with which she runs time backwards also in an effort to save lives during The War (here WWII).
Third Answer:
I cried like a girl in both movies!!!
Rachel MacAdams in SouthpawOona Laurence in SouthpawJake Gyllenhaal in Southpaw…once again proving you don’t have to be a girl to cry like one!
Congratulations to the only winner…my mom!!! Who saw me cry during both movies and also looked over my shoulder while I wrote this post. If you only got only one or two out of the three…you lost!! Too bad…better luck next time. Try to study harder!!
Lisa Loring as Wednesday Friday Addams along with John Aston as Gomez Addams …capital idea!!!First Runner Up… Oona Laurence in Penny Dreadful. Hey folks can we find somewhere to watch this gem???? Please!!!Lisa Loring as Wednesday Friday Addams with Marie AntoinetteWednesday Friday Addams played by Christina Ricci …world’s creepiest child portrayal!Leanna Vamp cosplay of Wednesday Addams with Marie Antoinette…this one not so creepy at least not here!
Dafne Keen then showed up and concluded the argument bysaying that because she was X-23, in X-Men movie, “Logan” she had the most star power. No one wanted to argue with Dafne… with good reason!
Beatrice to you and all of your beloved family and friends!