Beg, Borrow or Shmear (Bribe)

Change the name of the book, “A Backpack, a Bear, and Eight Crates of Vodka” to “Beg, Borrow or Shmear” and create a film much like, “The Twelve Chairs” in it’s somber sweetness yet toned down enough to deal with the serious nature of a family of Jews escaping from the Ukraine in the 1970’s.

alternative is a couple of jewboys from brooklyn trying to get into a) a poker tourney or b) a couple gay jewboys trying to get into a Barbra concert or c) whatever else makes for a good story needing begging, borrowing or shmearing

Use the visual image of spreading of cream cheese onto a bagel as a metaphor for bribing….a shmear!

It’s big! Really big!!

And to Paige….Ha Ha!!! Soulmate of Hate was never done before!!!

 

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