Watching “The Americans”

…actually not…everyone over thinks it’s the Americans it’s actually the Assets because Netflix doesn’t have the Americans and someone put this on by mistake, I’m playing poker and pondering the world.

Ok, so they finally got the American’s on, I’m facing the wrong way but it’s got to be good as Tusk is playing!!!

Came in second in the poker game channeling Alan Cunningham! oh wait…someone here called sundance…could be alan right now!!! maybe that guy called 27off

 

 

Newsflash!!! Town held hostage by blogger!!!

Today it was noted that all of central town expressed the opinion that their city was being held hostage by this blogger!!!

Residents were quoted as saying, “We don’t know what he’s going to find next! One minute he says he’s going down the rabbit hole the next minute he’s outing someone else!!”  “Everyone here’s on their best behavior. No one wants to do anything which will come back to haunt them later!!” “We’re all eating Matzoh now…I don’t know why…I’m Jewish and I don’t eat it until Passover!!! He’s eating it now so we’re all eating it…I hate the stuff!!!”

Men have stopped having anal sex with their wives for fear it may hurt them, they’re more gentle with their girlfriends and the gay men are now using lubricant with each other…”Once in a while.” The gay men were quoted as saying, “We don’t really care what he thinks… this is perfectly natural for us… as a matter of fact we don’t really thinks he cares one way or the other but we refuse to be marginalized on any issue that involves anal sex!!!” Wives were left begging… “Please don’t stop doing that… I actually like it… you won’t have to tie me up while I pretend to fight you off… just give it to me… please!!

People have increased the number of charitable acts and donations but run into the same issues that this blogger has, “Isn’t that the same BS charity that we made $700,000. on last year?” and, “If we send money to Haiti does it count as charity if the money actually winds back up in our pockets?”

“It still feels better living under the threat of Ed than Adolf Hitler… we’re just not used to being nice to each other… anyway it feels better and we kind of like it!”

“We thought going down the rabbit hole was some kind of sexual metaphor… it turned out it had something to do with Lewis Carroll but none of us really understand what that guy was talking about despite the fact that we’ve made a hundred movies of his… I mean really, ‘`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.’ What the puck does that mean for God’s sake!!??”

The town tormenter turned over a new leaf and when sent to extract information from some nefarious soul who rolled into town began to repeatedly poke him with a soft cushion screaming, “Who sent you!?…Who sent you!!!!”  When this failed the tormenter called for “the comfy chair,” which was brought in and the person was placed in it and ordered to stay in it until lunch time with only a cup of coffee at 11. * The tormenter was quoted as saying, “I actually turned over a new leaf a while back after Ed burned my lover to a crisp who was running my favorite church and I ask him to take care of Ed who kept destroying my bottles of essence of nightshade and wanted my daughter more than me… I was also kind of the high priestess there. Hubby wasn’t always too happy with what I did thereand once he had to shell out 3M in damages after I took things a bit too far with one of the candidates for the church but you know in religion you can justify almost everything you do! Ed said the church had a public relations problem and instead of doing blood sacrifices we should do charitable donations, that was after I left and Ed took over.  All of my lover’s demons went to him and I turned over my duties to someone I trusted. It turned out to be a natural progression.”

People, newly permitted to do their own internet research are trying to predict which direction he’ll go to next… “We think we’re doing a pretty good job of it but he makes these leaps we just can’t fathom…how does he go from a little girl on a surfboard to Ron has a son that none of us knew about and that was Ron’s granddaughter?”

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnS49c9KZw8

Special thanks to Monty Python and The Spanish Inquisition!

Stuck in the Rabbit Hole with Marcia Lucas

Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the water I  wound up finding a photo of George Lucas and his wife Marcia

George and Marcia Lucas

What made Marcia so interesting here? Look at the length of her fingers on her right hand. Very long, and anomalous. I’ve worked on this for several years as many people with royal blood tend to have anomalies of their hands, probably feet too. I cover some of this in my later videos at moorhallstudios.com. I suspect this is from inbreeding where recessive genes can get expressed if there are enough copies of it. It may be genetically dominant as well but not enough copies of it in general population.

George and Marcia Lucas

You can see it in both hands here…a kind of Marfanesque appearance to the fingers.

Marcia Lucas

Here she uses a glove for strategy but notice the two people next to her have the same anomaly, probably family members. Interestingly, Amelia Earhart and Charles Lindbergh, Sr and Jr have the same anomaly as does Lindbergh’s wife. The Lindbergh baby is still alive and goes by the name, “Donnie Dunagan”, also same anomaly. Lindbergh Sr. and Earhart are likely brother and sister. Go to Moorhallstudios.com for my videos on these people.

http://fd.noneinc.com/secrethistoryofstarwarscom/secrethistoryofstarwars.com/marcialucas.html

The above link is from “The Secret History of Star Wars” and talks about Marcia Lucas. Seemingly a good piece of work but too long for me to read right now but they state, “Marcia Lucas, the “other” Lucas, has basically become the forgotten Lucas.” Not from where I’m sitting though.

Marcia Lucas on left

Looking at enough photos of Marcia Lucas we see we’re looking at Laverne DiFazio aka Penny Marshall…actress and great director! She shows up on Happy Days with Ron Howard who is in Star Wars as Mark Hammil. To confirm we look for the hand anomaly on Penny Marshall which we find in the following photo. They work hard to hide it in many other photos.

Laverne and Shirley
Penny Marshall aka Marcia Lucas directed Awakenings. Here she is at the premiere with actor Robin Williams who starred in the film.

 

I’m leaving the rabbit hole for now…see you next wednesday!!!

 

Kiki’s Komiks presents…Julie Andrews!

Here Jerry Mahoney reminds Julie Andrews about the story of Pinocchio. Jerry bought Julie a lovely engagement ring forming what could only be known as the first interspecies marriage between a human female and a block of wood. Mahoney assured Julie he was 100% Balsam Fir and if she didn’t believe it she could check for herself. Julie became captivated with Jerry during their first date when he played “Tell me lies”  (Little Lies) by Fleetwood Mac while engaging in some very intimate contact and he did just that.

My education process…more on Ron and Spielberg

Just finished listening to “Travis Bickle on the Riviera” from “The Factual Opinion” 2015.01.26  (link below). It was largely about Steven Spielberg and was really well done. As this blog is about one person and one person only…Beatrice Howard…and secondarily her family and friends, looking at Spielberg becomes an exercise in both exploration of another genius and excruciating pain. We found Spielberg earlier as Jay North, Dennis the Menace, and Ron Howard in the show with him as his friend Stewart. Spielberg and Howard have made many films together that you would not know such as Jaws with Spielberg directing and Ron as Roy Scheider, yet you can’t help get the feeling that Ron in some way was and continues to be tormented by Spielberg. It may be such that he was tormented as a child by Spielberg or Spielberg may have been his “handler” at one time. I have touched on some of this earlier and do not want to belabor this and I need more information. It may just be professionally that Spielberg took and or ran with opportunities that Ron would have preferred. Again, more info is needed.

I enjoyed this podcast and because of my ADD it is actually the first podcast I’ve ever listened to, oops actually my second, and hope to get to listen to a few more of them. We’ll see where my entrée into another aspect of Ron’s life leads. Like many of the people in my blog the man showed up one day on “my doorstep” and it’s not the sort of thing one can ignore.

Stunned and a bit befuddled I move forward with this, sneaking away from some of my usual duties, simultaneously working with and avoiding the authorities who pursue me and neglecting personal grooming and hygiene. Good morning all!

http://www.factualopinion.com/the_factual_opinion/2015/01/anything-goes-steven-spielberg-79-84.html

Ron and Cheryl Howard Part 10

Robert La Tourneaux from “The Boys In The Band” aka Ron Howard
Robert La Tourneaux aka Ron Howard… excellent but creepy looking scarring on left arm. 

I’m guessing that’s just prosthetics on his arms to  make him look bulkier.

 

 

Ron and Cheryl Howard: Part 9 with special guest Steven Spielberg

George Clooney aka Ron Howard; notice the mess of surgical scars and tissue out of place. Left shoulder is most glaring.

I have probably a couple hundred odds and ends and leads on Ron and Cheryl. It’s never ending and I don’t get to other stuff because of it but I don’t believe anyone else is going to get this type of depth in this matter. If you’re one of the family or extended family waiting your turn for me to find you do not fear!!! I expect to post you in 2047!!!Also, a word about dead ends. I managed to wrap up 90% of my dead ends…they’re all Ron and Cheryl…I kid you not, this excludes the youngsters which I didn’t declare as dead ends. I have lists of actors and actresses, who all have the same physique and scarring and I finally gave up on mostly due to frustration.

Amal Clooney: This is too much woman for all these men combined. She asked me to marry her so we must be a good fit. Sadly, everyone realized we’d just disappear together, never to be seen again, so they’ve kept as at bay.

OK…we’re down the rabbit hole! Doesn’t mean I’m right but here’s where I’m at. I’m told the people in the above photo are all powerful and well regarded and won’t be happy being in this blog. The guy immediately behind George Clooney resembles Steven Spielberg (I’m told it’s not him but it is a relative). It looks like him.

So we look at early pics of spielberg and we find this one…

Baby picture of Steven Spielberg

And I believe I recognize the baby!

Jay North (Dennis the Menace)  aka Steven Spielberg

And hold on…I have a great picture of Jay and Ron

Here it is: Steven Spielberg and Ron Howard!!!  Dennis the Menace, Jay North aka Steven Spielberg with Stewart aka Ron Howard on the Dennis the Menace Show.

I have to find my original smart ass remark of this slide because I think I hit the money with it…..

Here it is…I edited it out of Part I of Ron and Cheryl Howard: “Ron Howard as “Stewart” on “The Dennis the Menace Show” with Jay North as Dennis. Here Ron is thinking…one day I’ll have my own hit TV show…then take over Hollywood…then the world!![/caption]“

This appears to be the case!

Jay North (Dennis the Menace) aka Steven Spielberg pulling Ron Howard on the Dennis the Menace Show

Overheard in the etheric: “OMFG!! OMFG!!! Do you believe what this f ing idiot has done?!!! Do you believe what this f ing idiot has done?!!!” “How does he f ing do this??? Our own people can’t do what he does. God help us all!” “That wasn’t even Spielberg!!! He picked out his cousin!! His third cousin no less and drew the connection with Jay North…un f ing believable!!”

I was fortunate enough to find another photo of the Mrs….not George’s Mrs…mine! Amal Clooney…The Croatian Sensation!! I wonder what do they call her in Croatia???? “The Sensation”? It’s like what do they call Chinese food in China? It must be very warm in Croatia and for that I am truly grateful. I promised her that the next time we met I would locate and kiss every scar on her body…sadly and happily it could turn into an all day event!  I promised myself years ago that I would never fall in love with a Hollywood Starlet but she’s from Croatia so I guess that’s ok! I was offered $350,000,000 to walk away from her from a very, very rich man. He wanted her for his son. Prior to that he offered her dad  roughly 2/3 of that to have her kill me. I won’t go through the details but it involved a meat packing plant and some pork/ beef?  ribs.  I uncovered the plot and had to sew her back together from the emotional scarring that occurred. I also yelled at her dad for undoing all the hard work we had done together.
The guy over George Clooney’s left shoulder appears to be Neil Patrick Harris
Guy on top row right could pass for Ted Kennedy

and whatever you do…don’t mess with the guy second from the left on the top row!!! The man’s the real deal!!!  Given enough time I could piece them all together, I recognize some others. My expectation tonite was to put up at least 25 more people who were Ron or Cheryl…I got one, but that ‘s the nature of going down the rabbit hole and a couple pretty good finds today!!

Don’t forget to go to my other website… moorhallstudios.com where I identify Walt Disney as Adolf Hitler…take care every one!!!!

If you didn’t gasp for air at that one you’re already too numbed out…num num num!!!

 

Russian Roulette

Not proofed for accuracy

I have stated whether in print here or elsewhere that I am honored to have so many children with so many wonderful people and so many clones of myself. I’m happy that God gives me great things to do, great people to be with and great abilities to accomplish these things…also a great big giant pair of balls which makes it difficult every morning to pull my pants up over my nut sack!

What makes me most proud is that this great group of people have woken up to a world which is much, much safer. This has been a team effort with great direction and wonderful players and of course these tremendous balls which pendulously swing back and forth as I stroll up my stairs to my boudoir where it is said, “How can one guy who never leaves his house create so much mischief?”

So what have we learned so far about the man who probably has more clones currently walking around than anyone else? He has more balls than brains!

Case in point: I sold myself into slavery at one point which caused the King Farid of Egypt to laugh, “Hey Ed…do you know you’re now chattel?” He then decided it would be a good idea to have my interest trained in a meat packing plant in order to stab me to death as soon as possible when I arrived. I am grateful for my study of the old testament so I understood what I was up against with Pharaoh and the general game of thrones going on. We did later on free the slaves and I finally got sick of being dicked over and just quit being a slave but hey it’s all good.

With a much safer world and many new children gainfully testicled, the powers that be decided after I used the term, “Russian Roulette” twice in one day that it was time to proceed with a “peacetime procreation procedure” called “Russian Roulette!” …a game of sorts as well as an honored ceremony. Does it involve a gun? Yes it does! “This is my rifle…this is my gun….this is for fighting…this is for fun!!!”

Here’s how it works: everyone from the community gets to play. The game takes place over several days…the first day is usually the big one. As many people as possible meet in a large hall. The guns are loaded and the goal is to fire them six times into six different targets. If this is overly ambitious for some people then the guns can be removed from one holster and put into another one with firing in an effort to enter into 6 targets even without firing. The guns are not supposed to be cleaned during this ceremony, and should drip with gun oil, or bullets from other guns. The goal is, as best possible, to disseminate (good word) as best possible a genetically balanced group of offspring. Lot’s of females are needed to mesh with this large group of males. Some people who were sterile came for the rare ceremony as it’s consider both and honor and an  obligation to attend. It’s been a long time since the ceremony was performed and inevitably it is only done during times of peace either to restore lost members or to take new ground. Fertility was restored, my myself, to anyone who attended and the goal of 100% pregnancy for all the women was attained even many in their latter years. With recently rediscovered monogamy many couples could be found off by themselves enjoying each others company…as much a part of the ceremony as those who are still polyamorous or engaged in such for the evening.

more to come