Happy Birthday to Grandpa Ron Howard!!! May your days continue to be filled with beauty and magic!!!
Complaints Against Ed
Taken from “The Ed Complaint Hotline”: Below is an updated review of a small subsection of the complaints against Ed. The complaints include but are not limited to Ed’s assumed responsibility for the following:
The Nanking Massacre, Tiger Woods’ Indiscretions, Liquid Cat, Captains Edward Smith and Joe Hazelwood, Caligula, Pollen, Nanites, Dendrites, LSMFT, Donnie Dunagan’s involvement in The Kidnapping of Charles Lindbergh Jr. and his Marfanesque appearance, Khmer Rouge, Khmer Lipstick and Mascara, Dysplasia, The Manchac Swamp, Building 7 As Well As Buildings 1-6, Heterosexuality, The Trail of Tears, Rickets, Rickettsia and Ricky Ricardo, Cherry-Lime Ricky, Lockheed Martin’s Use of the Metric System, Cellulite, Tamerlane, Patty Lane, Penny Lane, The 19th Century Basilique Saint Donatien Fire in Nantes France, Jumping Out, Being Buy Curious, Pseudoparkinson’s Syndrome, Truffle Butter, The Fall of Rome, Leeanna Vamp, The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, A Gate Massage With A Happy Landing, Hans Gruber, Seven Deadly Zins, Nipples on Men, Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp, Spiritual Currency, Leaving Your Socks and Underwear On The Floor, Karmic Debt, Humblest Apologies, The Lopsided Victory at the Battle of Jade Helm, Asami Yamazaki, Petard, Leaflet Y, 2-Mile Island, Wisconsin Sikh Temple Shooting, Plum Island, Plum Brandy, Amanda Plummer FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN, The George Weyerhaeuser Kidnapping, Alagille Syndrome, Sewer Gas, Nathan Petrelli, Being Joined At The Dick, The Stolen Generation, Aunt-Woman, Christian Persecution Complex, Blind Transfers, The American Quiverfull Movement, The Dutch Act, The Dutch Oven, The Little Dutch Boy Sticking His Finger in a Dyke, Wolfram and Hart, Decimus Maximus, Chernobyl, Jiggle Lucy, Ouija Bored, Habeus Jewboy, Deflategate, The Catcher in the Rye Bread, Cerro Grande, OpSec, The Edsel (Named After Ed), The Comcast Cable Monopoly, The Hyatt Regency Walkway Collapse, Waco, Wendi Deng, James Bond Impostors, Dengue Fever, Behaving British, The Nephilim, Sept. 10th, Canned Squid, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, The DMZ, The Ice Age, The Stone Age, The Great Gazoo, Head Cheese, Cheese Without Head In It, Steven-Johnson Syndrome, Habeus Chutney, Mickey Finn, Mickey Donald, The Internment of Japanese Americans, The Alamo, 1929 Glen Cinema disaster, Famine In Ethiopia, Chemtrails, Outercourse, Super-Size Me, Hirsuitism, Chemical Hepatitis, Hepatitis A,B,C,D, and E, Arachnophobia, German Hyper-inflation, Hyperinflation Without Goose-Stepping, Filaria, Tenerife Airport Disaster, The Disastrous Occlumency Lessons, Xanaxplanations, Shituations, Robo-tripping, Mrs. A, Methicillin Resistant Staph Aureus, IWTOYWIM, The Boston Molasses Disaster, The Boston Massacre, The Boston Strangler, The Boston Bombing Hoax, Boston Baked Beans, Termite Damage, Sewer Gas, Term Limits, Saccharine, Cyclamates, Aspartame, Sucralose, Neotame, Sugar, Textually Frustrated, The Guimaras Oil Spill, Borking, Boinking, Figging, Inflation, The San Andreas Fault, Astroboy, Astrogirl, The Hot Tub Cinema, 7/7, Polite Society, The Jonestown Massacre, Edward Murphy, Making Whoopy, Whoopy Goldeneye, The Ghouta Chemical Attack, Wax Lips, Wax Museums, Waxing Floors, Eosinophilia, Basophilia, Neutrophilia, Neutropenia, Penopenia, The Ming Dynasty, Mr. Mushnik, The Sinking of Britannic, ABC Sex, ABC Gum, ABC Parties, Owen Not Cleaning His Mother’s Ears, Cholera, E.L.James, Dysentery, The MH17 Malaysia Airplane Disaster, Fame Whores, ACSI, Moonlight Requisition, Midnight Visits, Five Finger Discounts, Rosy Palm and Her Five Sisters, Monkey Mung, Dementia Praecox, Dementia Wally Cox, Wally Cox and Marlon Brando, The Winnipeg General Strike, The Sexual Equinox, Biflation, Fluoridation, 420, She Creatures, Creatures Who Aren’t She, Erotic Asphyxiation, Asphyxiation That Kinda Sucks, Fat Hangovers, Doan’s Little Liver Pill, Stagnant Water, The Minnesota Vikings Boat Party Scandal, 20 Trillion Dollars Damage at the Battle of Jade Helm (this one actually true!), The Battle of The Mercantile Exchange, The Panic of 1907, Visitors Who Don’t Bring Assorted Cakes, Fecal Vomiting, Major Depression, Baby Goggles, Major Major Major Major, Desperate Psychotics, Heath Ledger’s Death, Chelm, Sharon Tate’s Reappearance, Manta, Spam, Spam, Spam, Tim Samaras, New Coke, Mr. Tea Infuser, Moor Hall Studios, Mall Feet, Mall Rats, Malted Milk, Anaphylactic Shock, The Dunblane Massacre Hoax, Cleveland Clinic fire of 1929, Hemorrhagic Nephritis, The Son of Sam Hoax, The Euro, The Mandela Effect, The Red Queen, The Red Witch, A Nun Rolling Down a Hill, A Frog in a Blender, The New York Times, Jumbo Shrimp, Collapse of the Atlantic Northwest Cod Fishery, The 1900s British Attack On India The Aero, Super-sleuths, Abolition of the Klingon Neutral Zone, Special K, Ketamine, BICQ, The Death of Marat, Kopechne, Unrequited Love, Requited love, Static Cling, Cling That Isn’t Static, Charles Coughlin, Trust Falls, Viagra Falls, Avalanches, Clituations, Toilet Mummy, The Piper Bravo Oil Rig Disaster, Waffle Cones From The Ice Cream Man, The Leveraxe, Percentage Disadvantage, The Armenian Genocide, Whaling, Pollotarianism, Collar Stays, Temporal Lobe Microseizures, DexMedia, Polycystic Ovary Disease, Alex Forrest, Restless Lip Syndrome, La Violencia, Sitting Cross Legged on the Floor, Barium Enemas, Any Kind of Enema, Liquid Latex, Systemic Latex Toxicity, Jeremy Mayfield, Spam, Sid Vicious Murdering his Girlfriend, Leaches, Leches, Madura Foot, Madura Saddle Bag Thighs, The Temptation of St. Anthony, Holodomor, Hater-tots, Autism, Dave-Dave, Kapusta, Robert Hanssen, Lovers of Toilet Humor, NWO, Tokitsukaze, Being Rubinesque or Marfanesque, Emily and Charlotte Bronte, Aquagenic Urticaria, Maude Needing to See a Shrink, The Controversial Vanity Fair Portrait of Child Star Miley Cyrus, Avarice, The Ten Plaques, Janet Reno, The Branch Davidian Hoax, Karl Marx and Julian Lennon, The 26/11 Attack On India, The Mahdi, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Battle of Okinawa, Shavocado, Boiled Chicken, Tramadol, The Falun Gong Show, Shaneen Allen, Stephan Collins, Billy Jean and False Flags, Legitimate Rape, The Queensland 2011 Floods, Bounced Checks, Bouncing Betties, The Possession of Regan MacNeil, Account Overdrawn, Spider Mites, Liver Sausage Pineapple, The Death of Jerry Garcia, 1992 Los Angeles Riots, The Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami, Chitterlings, Bernardo, Pete Carroll, Boris and Natasha Poly, Bathrooms Labeled Poles and Holes, Quisp and Quake, Call For Orange Moose, Frankenstein, Wildenstein, Road Kill, 1926 Dromcolliher cinema, The Rwanda Genocide, Gluten Intolerance, Gluten Tolerance, Cancrum Oris, Jeremiah Being a Bullfrog, Comfort Tubs, Permian Extinction, Execution of Anne Boleyn, Moses Stuttering, The Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Cersei’s Walk of Atonement (I still cry when I even think about that one), Azov Oti Be-Ima Shkha, Aaron Stampler, Col. Hans Landa, Eat In Chickens, Lilly Dillon, Madame Serena Merle, Sweeney Todd and His Costar, Growing up with Dyslexia, The Organization DAM (Mothers Against Dyslexia, Dyslexic Agnostics Who Doubt the Existence of Dog, Polyglandular Addison’s Disease, The Hind-lick Maneuver, Marburg, Hemorrhagic Fever, The A__hole Chair, Bellatrix Lestrange, The Murder of Caitlyn Stark, The Countess of Manton, Lee Blair, Jacqueline Breton, La Década Perdida, Economy of Zimbabwe, Dejajew, Desk Rage, REICHSSICHERHEITSHAUPTAMT, 8 Track Tape Players, Tooth Decay, Moral Decay, Decay Ballard, Self-Pollution, The Scrum, Vulture Capitalists, Scrub Daisy, Parmalot, Vatican Roulette, Nuclear Winter, Captain Japan, Mad Hatter Disease, I’ve Got Mercury Poisoning, The Piltcher, Diphyllobothrium Latum, Charon, AGSSt, Teflon, Overtoun Bridge, Nick Spargo, Aphids, Woolpit, The Hemisphere Project, Munchausen Syndrome, Rug Munch, Clutter, Oswald, Burmese Way to Socialism, Flat Feet, Flat Checks, 1984, The Limited Availability of The Pirelli Calendar, MMORPG, Typos, Google Translate, Tarnish, All Work and No Play, Elephantiasis, Gymkata, Methane Gas Expulsion, Pornocchio, Pushy Bottoms, Tyrannosaurus Bitch, Dr. Christian Szell’s Skill as a Dentist, The Dungan Revolt, Sangfroid, Belle Gunness, The Incarceration of Rorschach, Belleview, Special Green Bedspread, Tarrasch, Knock-off Dresses, The Halt, Muskrat Love, Love without Muskrats, Pole Dancing Being Denigrated as Not Being Therapeutic, Spam, Sang Froid, Capgras Syndrome, Aldrich Ames, Cats Named After Presidents Like Garfield, Cheese Eaters, Tamad Shud, Dien Ben Phu, UVB-76, UB-40, DB Cooper, Phyllis Dietrichson, Blended Fabrics,Chieu Hoi, Chu Hardar, Chieu Mi, Wet Dog Smell, Women in Black, The Implications of Being a Licked Lollipop, Urbach-Wiethe Disease, Tetanus Toxoid, Brainerd Diarrhea, Anton LaVey, Yul Brynner, The Mongol Conquests, kiki emoticon, 
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The Fabulous Disappearing Dr. Crusher, Olivia Moore, Abaddon, The Tuskegee Syphilis Study, Syphilis Without Anyone From Tuskegee, Viagravation, Hamen, The St. Francis Dam Disaster, Fallen Arches, BL-5C, Albert DeSalvo, Julia Hoffman, Contrapunctus XIV, NTSIP, Davecat, Ancient Mew, Edlington, Rhoda Penmark, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, Eros, Thanatos, Dopplegangers, Gangers Without Dopples, USACAPOC, Rats with Bats, Snitches Who Get Ditches, The Dharma Initiative, Eleanor Shaw Iselin, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus, Sleep Apnea, Apnea Without Sleep, Tom Lantos, Adiposis Dolorosa, Drs. Hannibal Lecter and Arthur Harmon, Rheumatic Fever, Fever Without Rheumatism, Rifampin, Mamzerim, Study after Velazquez’s Portrait of Innocent X, Complex Regional Pain Syndrome, Operation Northwoods, Operation Dinner Out, Membraneous Retinopathy, Virgil Sollozzo, Necrotizing Fasciitis, The Santa Maria Tragedy in Brazil, The Alaskan Fire-Dragon, Manual Release, Automatic Release, Tacoma Narrows Bridge, Plan-9 From Passaic, Shigella, The 1959 Cadillac, EST, Brian Hugh Warner’s Name Change, Lifespring, Insight, Ondine’s Curse, The Irish Curse, Clogged Drains, Clogged Arteries, Lead Poisoning, Arsenic Toxicity, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Monkey 61, Monkey 69, The MKUltra Program, Isabella of Castile, Summa Theologiae, Dante and Virgil in hell, A Henway, A Dickway, Max Cady, Gunichi Mikawa, Blended Scotch, Titan Arum, Gyp’s Killing of Vic Sickles, Click Clacks, Ray Rice, The Secret Government, Hash Tags, Gastritis, Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog, WWJT, Harlequin Ichthyosis, Harley Quinn, Dishpan Hands, Pol Pot, Smoking Pot, Cornu Cutaneum, Librium, Lithium, Trimethylaminuria, 1985 Mexico City Earthquake, Blaschko’s Lines, Robert Ressler, Cyanosis, Triskaidekaphobia, Parts Becoming Extinct, Corporal Clegg, Leaving a Hat on the Bed, Avogadro’s Constant, Plagiarism, Alonzo Harris, Hammer-toe, Hammer-time, Getting Beat at Your Own Game, Diphtheria, Systemic Latex Toxicity Leading to Multi-organ Failure, Men in Plaid Work Shirts, The Hal Turner Show, Konigstein, Packing the Rabbit, PMS and Mad Cow Disease, Blind Ambitchion, The Unaffordable Care Act, The Fire Bombing of Dresden, Folliculitis, The Death of Harry Houdini, The Chronosynclastic Infundibulum, Fatal Familial Insomnia, Elio Motors, Elio Pizza, Love and Squalor, The Ceti Eel, The New Madrid Faultline, Alan Nierob, Sister Mary Elephant, Talking Tina, Puritan Bennett, Fracking, Lyme, Krippendorf’s Tribe, Aurangzeb, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, Armin Heinrich, Love and Squalor, Asurion, George Koval, Zany Brainy’s return policy, Adenoid Hynkel, The Aswan Dam, 1906 San Francisco, IVDA, Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Progressiva, Earthquake, Saturn Devouring His Son, Sleeping in a Bra, Feeling No Pain, Feeling Pain, The Mitchell Report, The Report without Mitchell, Radio-Free-Muffintop, Teutoburg, Professor Periwinkle, Gate Rape, Myasthenia Grapes, Zombie Companies, Putting One Thing On Top Of Another, Aflatoxin, Angel Dust, The Death of Margaery Tyrell, Arachnid Hemorrhage, Harvest Moon, Enterocolitis, Springtime For Mel Brooks, Mitch Brooks, Beverly Allitt, Clothing Masticators, Lap Dancing, The Concert for Bangladesh, The Bangles, Affective Disorder, Cholent, Operation 2×4, Microsoft Bob, Wake and Bake, Enuresis, Finding The “G” Spot, QT3.14, Dr. William Cosby, South African President, Hemophilus Influenza, Otis Toole, Aristocracy, Stretch Marks, Being Low Key, Being Loki, The Santa Maria Tragedy, Lars Thorwald, Nurse Ratchet, Don Sterling, Spandex, Judith Beheading Holofernes, Panderers, The Salem Witch Trials, Annie Wilkes, Tim Donaghy, The Death of William Wallace, Flankin, Typhoid Mary, Bloody Mary, Mary Poppins, and Lousy Posture.
Heroes of the Day: Ron and Cheryl Howard…Part 2
If you’re jumping in here and have not seen part I which is called Ron Howard Boy Genius…etc. then go back and start with that…this is about to get very complicated….we’re about to climb very deep into a long and treacherous rabbit hole…come join me!
How did I do this? I said in part one I was looking for Ron Howard as a DJ in NYC when it occurred to me that in NYC at midnight a woman came on called Allison Steele, The Night Bird, who in my mind and a lot of people was the greatest Disc Jockey of all time…bar none!!! This was in the Hey Day of WNEW FM and the DJ’s could basically play whatever they wanted and she had a show called Echoes (FYI, a Pink Floyd Song and Ron was David Gilmour of Pink Floyd) and she’d invite us every night at midnight to “Come Fly With Me…Allison Steele…The Night Bird” and we’d all cream in our pants. Then she’d play the greatest, farthest out there music of Pink Floyd, Renaissance and other smooth acid rocky tunes. She was great and one of the only female DJ’s spinning records. It occurred to me that she could be Cheryl Howard. Google gave me enough photos and links to get to the Angela Cartwright lookalike and the Nightingale chick which finally convinced me it was her.
Here’s where it gets a little sad. It’s important if you play music to get exposure on the radio so controlling radio is as important as controlling TV, film, newspapers, humanity, etc. Allison/Cheryl played a lot of great music of hers and Ron’s. One evening around the spring 1988 I was on call in a hospital in Brooklyn and it was midnight and Allison Steele came on who I hadn’t heard in years. Here was the problem: different radio station. I believe it was 95.5 and it wasn’t her usual mix of music…it was crap!! It was the same garbage you could hear all day long; why listen to it at midnight and why listen to it from the likes of Allison Steele! Now I’m sure it was Ron and her music she was playing, and I know I’m being harsh and critical but this was Allison Steele…The Nightbird…Come Fly With Me and then produce a creme brule in your pants. The music she was playing was unlistenable at midnight, from her and there was was no creme brule that night. FYI Cheryl Howard is probably responsible for more male and possibly female eruptions than any other entertainer in the history of mankind…bar none!!! I’ll stand behind that when you consider who she is and was.
So what did I do? I called her! That’s right!! I got the phone number of the radio station from the operator and spoke with her off the air. I bemoaned her change of radio stations and change of music. I said, “What happened to you Allison? This isn’t you!” She asked me my name, as I recall, I said it was Edward and she asked me, “Isn’t it time to grow up, Edward and listen to more mature music?” I can’t remember much else. I was polite, I may have paraphrased here a bit, but that was the gist of it. I was really saddened by the whole experience and a bit hurt but mostly felt betrayed as if she had lost her way and then I lost my way. I thought she succumbed to other pressures like needing to pay her rent. I considered that maybe she was right and I needed to mature but the music she was playing sucked…and I did not. That rattled me for a few days and even now when I think about it I’m kind of rattled. I believe she died of cancer sometime later. I don’t let those later events cloud how awesome she was back in her heyday with the other DJ’s, by memory, Pete Fornatale, and there was a guy who came on after her who played the strangest of music and would read books on the air, can’t remember the rest but I will go look for Ron to be one of them.
Tom Morrera, Dave Herman, Dennis Elsas, Alison Steele, Scott Muni, Vin Scelsa, Richard Neer, Robin Sagon, Pat Dawson, Al Bernstein and Pete Fornatale.
We have a probably Ron Howard sighting!! Back row is Allison Steele looking just like Mary Tyler Moore. Dead center guy with mustache who looks about 14 is probably Ron. I figured he’d be easy to find…here’s why: This is radio, no one can see you so Ron could use as little make up as possible. Needs a bare minimum disguise and here he squints in the picture to make it more difficult to be spotted as Ron Howard.
And look who’s over his left shoulder!!!
Remember earlier we had a photo done by Robert Mapplethorpe aka Ron Howard of Tim Curry metaphorically eating a “Corn Dog or Kelbasa”, perhaps smoking a Cohiba or just super friendly to Richard. Anyway we now have 3 places where Ron and Tim Curry show up together: Mapplethorpe and model, Riff Raff and Frank N. Furter and WNEW radio.
The guy to the left of Tim Curry appears to be Gabe Kaplan! He was Mr. Kotter in “Welcome Back Kotter” This was a great show. Gabe’s a riot and the “Sweathogs were funny.” The show got stale after a while. They all moved to another project that was bigger and better, as you’ll see. Someone else did the writing.
And I believe we’re looking at Carly Simon in the front row…
FYI…I have made good on my promise to confirm my belief that Ron Howard was a DJ in NYC based on story I heard about someone after each sone saying, “I wrote that song!” Only one person could make that claim…Ron Howard and here he is at WNEW with his wife Cheryl aka Allison Steele. I’ll ID Ron’s name at the stationlater.
Ron Pallilo, middle row second from the right
Why did I look for the cast of “Welcome Back Kotter?”
So you wouldn’t have to!
“Please excuse my son from school today…signed Epstein’s mom.”
The guy in the bottom center is Dr. Demento!
Ron works in concert (together) with Dr. Demento. Dr. Demento plays a lot of Ron’s song parodies that he does as Weird Al Yankovich. The guy on Demento’s lap is Billy Mummy who will be key in the next blog as he turns out to Ron Howard’s biological brother and some other famous people. I figured this out because I couldn’t tell Billy from Ron when they were young.
This is Dr. Demento with Barnes and Barnes. I have to research them but the Barnes on left is Billy Mummy and the Barnes on the right is the guy in the middle row on the left end. He’ll turn out to be other people but this is a good start.
Ok, so which DJ at WNEW is Vinny Barbarino aka John Travotla?
Well…I believe I have an appointment back on the planet earth or maybe I ran out of Haldol. Kind of a back door approach to find Ron as John Travolta…looking for Ron the DJ…then to Allison Steele…then WNEW…then to Gabe Kaplan…then to Welcome Back Kotter then to Vinny Barbarino! This makes pretty good sense.
Ron is a great dancer. I suspect he played a Jet in West Side Story. He wrote some of the music as we’ll see later.
I also wondered how Ron got was so good with the Scientology/MK ULTRA, e-meter, spill your guts, Grandpa Al Lewis, Brain Wash techniques. He can play your brain like a string fiddle. He’s beyond a master manipulator. And yes…Grandpa Al Lewis was L. Ron Hubbard!
We’re also going to find we have the cast of “Saturday Night Fever” in the above picture, same people as Welcome Back Kotter”
There was another woman on Welcome Back Kotter who I checked to see if it was Carly Simon, she was not. Her name was Hotsy Totsy aka actress, Debralee Scott. I knew she wasn’t Cheryl because they both appeared on Angie together. My suspicions were that this woman is Mary Anne Durkin aka Jill Stein, daughter of Ralph Nader aka Modhaffer Khalaf Al-Chokhachy, Ron’s first female lover (Opie’s Girlfriend) and the mother of his first born son, David Chokachi and I am correct!
Hey David!!!!! Your mom was Hotsy Totsy!! Just thought I point that out to you!
Here’s where it gets really strange for me and the little lady at home. Donna Pescow did Saturday Night Fever with John Travolta aka Ron Howard. It’s not much of a stretch to figure out she was Cheryl Howard. Here’s where it gets weird. Donna Pescow was close friends with my sister-in-law, and in the same high school class in Brooklyn NY. She hardly went to classes and every morning would show up at my wife’s house in Sheepshead bay and wake her up so she could spend the day there. My wife would prepare her breakfast usually home made french fries and bemoan to Donna that she was waking her up every morning until my sister-in-law gave her a key. She’d still wake her up to make her french fries though, so it was of little help that she had the key but could come and go as she needed. She never went to school and my wife would do her projects for her that she was supposed to do in lieu of classes. My wife would counsel Donna that she needed to go to school so she could amount to something. Donna would bemoan that she was going to be an actress and didn’t need to go to school. My wife would tell her, “You’re not going to be an actress…you need to go to school so you can get a real job.” Now Donna aka Cheryl Howard could have done these projects herself. She is not stupid but simply didn’t want to do them. She is an accomplished and prolific writer having written probably dozens of books including the first Harry Potter book, yes Cheryl Howard is JK Rowling…and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series.
She writes a great deal of science fiction which impresses the heck out of me because female science fiction writers are really rare. One day Donna said she was going to an audition for a movie. This turned out to be “Saturday Night Fever.” She would have had the role already but it makes such a great story. Some years later I saw her in a nightclub in NYC and was introduced to her. Considering who she is the act wasn’t much to speak of. She had a couple of back up dancers and sang but this lady is Barbra Streisand and has a full range opera voice and is Peggy Fleming so she could dance her balls off. The act was sweet and it was nice meeting her. The real entertainment occurred later when my wife’s friend from Las Vegas tried to sleep with someone else husband and the soup hit the fan. As a side note… for the first time in recent memory, Senior Sing was won by the Juniors led by none other than Donna Pescow!
I had repeatedly told my wife that Donna must have been “connected”. It would have been impossible for some unknown to be handed a plum role like this in a major film with John Travolta and music of the Bee Gees. I finally proved I was right about that. My wife’s cage got rattled for a few days. I’ve been sharing stuff about Cheryl and Ron for several years never suspecting Cheryl was Donna Pescow. Also, whenever Ron mentioned my wife’s name I always had the sense he said it like he’d known her for years. They never let on.
*Must credit Photos by Rex Features…………………….. LINDA GRAY aka CHERYL HOWARD, TV SHOW DALLAS…hmmm….I think they have a kid by that name!
http://mentalfloss.com/article/33665/13-directors-who-work-same-stars-again-and-again
The following photo is from the above website, “13 Directors Who Work With The Same Stars Again and Again”. Ok, so Ron is #9 on the list…
#7 is Joss Whedon
Joss Whedon (/ˈwiːdən/) (born Joseph Hill Whedon on June 23, 1964) is an American screenwriter, film and television director, film and television producer, comic book author, and composer. He is the founder of Mutant Enemy Productions and co-founder of Bellwether Pictures, and is best known as the creator of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer(1997–2003), Angel (1999–2004), Firefly (2002), Dollhouse (2009–10) and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (from 2013).
Not a great disguise on Ron this time. I suspect he wanted to be noticed as Ron Howard since there’s a picture of him further up in the article
Better disguise on Ron here as Joss Whedon. The gal on the left is some young hottie, Juliet Landau who must be related to Martin Landau cause I found a photo of her with Barbara Bain. I’ll have to carefully study her later. (I actually know who she is!!)
I finish this up in Part 3 or 4
KiKi’s Komic of the Day! Bonnie and Clyde
Hero of the Day…Richie Stotts of the Plasmatics
Our Hero of the Day is Richie Stotts of the Plasmatics.
Voted Creepiest Person in Music in NYC 1978 through 1998 right up until the point when Wendy O. Williams committed suicide with a shotgun. He then disappeared into obscurity.
For some strange reason he managed to stage a come back in 2016 and looks a shoe in for 2017 and beyond. Hence, Richie Stotts is: Our Hero of the Day!!!
Hero of the Day…Richard Crenna!
Richard Crenna was a complex and varied actor. Here Crenna portrays the hard nosed Col. Sam Trautman, a man so tough he sleeps with Cruise Missiles in his underwear. In this Rambo sequel Trautman and Rambo seek out weapons of mass destruction in Iraq with Elite Special Forces Green Beret John Rambo. In this scene Rambo is forced by Trautman to count the number of WMD’s. Rambo makes it to five when Trautman tells him to discount the four sling shots and the box of Gummy Worms. Trautman then confides to Rambo, “Some people call you elite John…I call you my military base.”
Richard Crenna’s most beloved role however was the one he did with Lucille Ball in “I Love Lucy.” Initially he is nervous and awkward…
…but then he confides to Lucy, “Mrs. Ricardo…I LOVE YOU!!!”
Richard Crenna…my man! Well lets not go that far!
Crenna ultimately winds up with the very luscious Peggy instead of Lucy!
Fortunately Crenna never had to come up against Lucy’s nemesis…Doris Singleton…he definitely would have lost against her!!
Happy Valentines Day!
Happy Valentines Day to all my friends and family. Much Joy, Love and Sweetness!
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Happy Valentines Day to Beatrice
Happy Valentines Day Beatrice!
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Clone Day Part 4
All clones survived their first two nights away from their Norwegian nursemaids. Things were touch and go when one new parent/administrator began considering collecting up all the new babies and making short work of them. The new mothers’ maternal instincts kicked in and they ran off with the babies.
The same administrator/parent began to call the children, “The Spawns of Satan” a term which this town might have considered an endearing religious term had it not been delivered in such a denigrating fashion. The term will probably stick for a while in his family and maybe a couple others in the same way Lady Gaga calls her fans, “Her Little Monsters” or Harley Quinn says she’s “Daddy’s Little Monster”.
Other circumcisions followed yesterday’s in-church circumcision by a skilled surgeon. Clone babies had this to say about the circumcisions, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” other babies were heard saying, “WHAT THE FUCK!!!! THAT REALLY HURT!!!! GODDAMMIT!!!”
A beautiful female baby was also revealed and introduced to her bewildered father who said, “She’s gorgeous!! Thank you!” The baby already had an ongoing role in the hit series, “A Series of Unfortunate Events” where she could be seen chopping parsley with her teeth or looking bewildered at Neil Patrick Harris who costume changes every couple episodes into something funnier and more outrageous.
Despite being warned her grandmother decided it would be really cute to paint her in latex body paint. The baby went pure toxic for a while until her biodad could run enough chi into her to get most of the latex out of her system.
Grammy update
Carrie Underwood and Keith Urban…amazing!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CnM66Oq6gs
Carrie Underwood tonite…painfully beautiful!!