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Quiz of the Day: What are “Crummy Buttons”? and What were Mary Tyler Moore’s humanitarian efforts?

What are “Crummy Buttons”?

The first five people to correctly answer this question will receive an autographed pair of my gatkes. Mom has promised not to play so your odds of winning go up dramatically. She in fact has had me sign a pair every year since I could hold a crayon in my hand. Tomorrows quiz of the day will be, “What are the latkes doing in my gatkes?” Good luck everyone!!!!

Answer: Crummy Buttons are… “the candy that looks like a button and tastes like a crumb cake”

http://dickvandykeshow.blogspot.com/2011/06/episode-62-when-bowling-pin-talks.html

Episode 62: When a Bowling Pin Talks, Listen

Richie gives Rob an idea for a great comedy skit — but neglects to tell him he saw it on “The Uncle Spunky Show”.

Food note: Uncle Spunky’s sponsor is Crummy Buttons — “the candy that looks like a button and tastes like a crumb cake”. The universal response of anyone who is offered Crummy Buttons is: “Bleaaghh”.
Mary Tyler Moore
Mary Tyler Moore starred on the Dick Van Dyke Show. She advanced many great humanitarian concerns…
Here Mary Tyler Moore does an anti-smoking ad telling children not to smoke… that is unless they want to look really, really cool!!
Mary worked diligently to advance the cause of  partialists all over the world. Here she created breakthroughs for closet podophiles (possibly a few near sighted pedophiles too.) It’s well known that showing the bottom of feet is considered a grave insult in many countries. Here, Mary not only insults most of these people but also causes them to simultaneously spontaneously emit sans warning; a global triumph for this PG-13 rated Sex Goddess, network television, and kleenex. Photo taken from Wikifeet
Sales of Kohler faucets went through the roof after this photo of Mary was taken. Mary was quoted as saying, “You know… it’s not going to take Fellini to figure this one out.”
Serving humanity, Mary trolled the streets of Minneapolis looking for wayward girls given to a life of depravity. She dressed as a high priced call-girl in order to gain their trust and then return the girls back to their natural born homes where they could be abused by their family members instead of total strangers. Sadly this backfired on her when she discovered there was more money to be made as such than there was in two hit TV series and generally acting like everyone’s mom in “Ordinary People.”
You know somewhere there has to be a photo of Mary sans green undies. Could someone pass it on this way please? It’s in the top drawer of the filing cabinet with the key, sandwiched between the photo of Marlon and Wally and some film about a clown crying. There’s a couple of Teddies locked in there too…crying.
Mary did an ad campaign for PETA appearing nude on the MTM show wearing just a 3/4 Red Fox car coat and fuzzy red slippers. The public took issue with the fact that the slippers were actually the feet of Big Bird taken from Sesame Street and the fur was bought with money from PETA after Mary said she could reanimate the foxes from the skins after she watched the film “Reanimator”. She never returned the coat sticking PETA with the cost and we cannot describe in any detail what happened after she completed the reanimation procedure.

 

 

Here Mary as a fur protestor expresses, “Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat???

Hold on… I think I got that one backwards. Switch.

Mary enjoyed doing missionary work with Elvis for the Catholic Church.
Here Elvis resists much of Mary’s missionary work saying he was more of a, “slide into fifth base” sort of guy.

 

 

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